Here I Cum

No meaningful long-term relationship begins without a proper introduction, followed by a little ‘getting to know you’ stage. That impromptu sexual tryst in the john of the Chevron station in Saskatoon?  A result of eye-fucking that Ford F350-drivin’, cowboy-boot-and-tight-Wrangler-jeans-wearin’ hottie during your cross-country road-trip?  Well…that’s a different story.  I’m sure formal introductions weren’t at the…