AlphaSiren Supports the Mo

Autumn is the time when we rediscover our sweater collection, eat too many carbs, bang by the fireplace to a soundtrack of sexy slow-jams and set our clocks back. It’s also the time when we pay attention to various health issues affecting both gals and guys. Last month, the focus was on Breast Cancer Awareness…

CELIBACY: Can I do it?

Sex. Fucking. Boning. Banging. Screwing. Fornicating. There are many words for the act, and I seem to constantly have it on the brain. I eye-fuck hotties on the regular, picturing them naked.  With me. Getting our freak on. These thoughts happen at the most inopportune times, like say, at the gym. While on the StairMaster.…

She Came In Like A Wrecking Ball

Yesterday’s open letter from Sinéad O’Connor to Miley Cyrus, where Sinéad expresses her concern about Miley’s recent actions… Yeah. Whoa. (If you haven’t yet read it, you can read it here: http://www.theguardian.com/music/2013/oct/03/sinead-o-connor-open-letter-miley-cyrus ). I know that since the initial letter, there has been Miley’s rebuttal and two additional letters from Sinéad – all of which I have found heinous…

Here I Cum

No meaningful long-term relationship begins without a proper introduction, followed by a little ‘getting to know you’ stage. That impromptu sexual tryst in the john of the Chevron station in Saskatoon?  A result of eye-fucking that Ford F350-drivin’, cowboy-boot-and-tight-Wrangler-jeans-wearin’ hottie during your cross-country road-trip?  Well…that’s a different story.  I’m sure formal introductions weren’t at the…